Episode 46: “The Earth is Flat, you idiots…” Part 1

SSSSOOOOOOOOOO we had a legit Flat Earther, “Mateo Santos/Sanchez,” in studio with us and let me just say: this was by far the most interesting episode we’d done to date. So much so, that we split it into two epipens. Enjoy, and dammit try to keep an open mind and actually learn something for once ya monkeys. You’re all God and the Universe and whatnot. There are no poles, Santa isn’t real, and all that. You know the drill.

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Episode 45: “In-house musica Ft. Jimnay”

It’s a chorus of 1,000,000 Donald Drumpsfelds saying “wrrroooooong” in this latest epipen as we invite our dear friend, Jimnay, into Carlton Studios for some live in-house jamming. We try to be somewhat serious and stay on track this time buuuut, yknow, we did smoke the oooollle moon rocks and well…we get a liiitttlllllle outta control. You’ll see.

Honestly…this is one of the most entertaining episodes of the Nauts yet!

Enjoy!

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Episode 44: “Tasteless, uncensored, crotch talk”

We are BACK and better than ever in this brand new epipen. We’ve upgraded our studio, we cleaned up and added #soundmemes to the soundmeme machine, the fazebook group is on and poppin, we’re ready to roll. We ACTUALLY TALK SPORTS for once, (ikr?) we still get v high and talk nonsense for most of it. Enjoy.

#wrong #yuge #llama #Liyola #quatrogastronomia #soundmemes #stronauts #getit

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Episode 43: “#pajamas pt. 2”

We have a very shotty, but special 2 part epipen for all you nauts out there. We finally get some callers in on the deal and we get em goin real nice. This was easily the most fun we’ve had in studio yet, so thank you all for calling in! It’s also one of the weirdest and maybe worst epipens of all time. The anti-GOAT, if you will…

This is part 1 of 2, so be sure to check them both out!

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Episode 43: “#pajamas pt.1”

We have a very shotty, but special 2 part epipen for all you nauts out there. We finally get some callers in on the deal and we get em goin real nice. This was easily the most fun we’ve had in studio yet, so thank you all for calling in! It’s also one of the weirdest and maybe worst epipens of all time. The anti-GOAT, if you will…

This is part 1 of 2, so be sure to check them both out!

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Episode 41: “FB Live round 2, and WW3”

The first half or so of this epipen was broadcast live on Facebook to our wondrous group, the second half we were joined by my (Kevin) brother Jeff, our resident expert on the impending End Times ushered in by THE Donald Trump. Things get dark here, such as IRL.

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Episode 40: “Like God (and Zed), is Rock ‘n’ Roll ded af?”

We have a v special guest: friend of the show IRL, Washington Nationals fanatic and writer- Alex Yalen! We talk about a lot, so buckle up: is Rock n Roll dead? Is Drake dead? Is Led Zeppelin dead? Is Trump dead yet? Is baseball dead? See the theme? He also gives us his Top 10 Teenage Albums, staying on-trend, and much more!

Be sure to check out Alex on Twitter @SimAlex82 and his blog at alexwrites.blog, do yourselves a favor and read his stuff- especially if you’re a baseball fan. He is our go-to baseball guru and just an all around well informed, interesting yuman being. Something tells me he’ll be back with us soon!

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Episode 39: “Merovingian Dynasty/Teenage Top 10 Albums”

Here we are, back with another gweat epipen of the Sportstronauts. We preview the Natty Inaugs, talk about OJ some more because wtf not, yadda yadda yadda, and of course we get into our top 10 albums of our teenage years.

Special shout out to Evan Glasgow for all his hard work in our community, and Todd Bromwell for, well, just being you and getting mentions left and right (all positive).

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As always, thanks for checking us out! Enjoy yoselves!

 

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Episode 38: “Brand new mic/’Teenage Top 10 Songs’ “

We FINALLY upgraded our studio and hope to sound like we know what we’re doing now, one year in 🙂 We discuss the NFL, some other shit, AND we stick with what’s trending (duh) and do our “Teenage Top 10: Songs” lists. Check out our brand new blog also, first post is up now and correlates to this episode. It’s all about, you guessed it, our “top 10 teenage songs.” Stay tuned for more “top 10” lists in the future.

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Thank you and remember, it’s a celebration bitches! Enjoy yoselves…

 

 

Episode 37: “#PISSGATE”

We have a very special guest and friend of the show in studio today, Paralax ID, Mr. No ID himself. We break down #pissgate, Natty Champs Clemson and some NFL playoff matchups, the power of meme magick, shared distain for #seen, and much more…

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